where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The struggles of a small town man whore
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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