The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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