i barfeds in our rink
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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