I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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