Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish you could order shots online.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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