That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ugly people sure do ruin things
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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