my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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