I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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