He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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