She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He better not be in your backpack
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
