the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Send help, water and tortillas.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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