Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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