Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
third nipple confirmed
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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