: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is not my ceiling
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
