I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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