That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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