My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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