You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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