Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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