I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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