I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I believe in your delicious
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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