I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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