she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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