nut hugger
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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