dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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