ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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