You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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