Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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