He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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