STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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