I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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