do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have tasted many bathrooms
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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