How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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