I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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