Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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