I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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