If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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