I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I see more hoeing in ur future
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