Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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