sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
