Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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