I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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