Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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