Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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