She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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