What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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