all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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