I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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