The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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