oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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