I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
